I would not consider myself a scholar of lice but I am on my
way. Since moving to Florida in 2002, my family has survived a handful of lice
breakouts. I have had it 4 times, Dylan 3, and Sam says she’s had it “like 1,000
times.” Each time, I have momentary
panic followed by a call to action.
Today’s initial plan was to remove the lice at home by ourselves. I was
going to try the olive oil suffocation method and Sam was going to be doused
with RID. Dylan rejected the idea that she even had lice, but we
learned otherwise later on. Between CVS
and Publix, I spent $50 on RID remedies, a pair of metal combs, extra lice
shampoo, and a bottle of olive oil.
I started first, looking really cool, slick dripping hair covered up in a clear shower
cap that sagged beneath the weight of the olive oil. The fact that I can work
in this fashion (or un-fashion) is one of the benefits of working from home.
Sam was gooped up with RID, and her dad was armed with lice combs, paper
towels and a magnifier. He began to comb.
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| There was a bug here but hard to tell. |
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| Babies and eggs outta there! |
Twenty minutes into it, I heard, “I quit. She’s infested. We
need to get someone in here.” That’s when I called
Lousecalls. Within an hour, Debbie
came to our rescue and spent much of the early evening with us. She was friendly,
professional, and a totally empathetic mom. We even liked the scent of the Lousecalls
potions. Sam kept saying, “Man, I want a perfume like that.” Five hundred
smackers later, the Dagmi girls felt relief and Debbie was our new friend.
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| Not a good comb. No grooves. |
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| This is a great comb. Traps those suckers. |
Though not a lice expert, from our extensive experience, I do feel that I have lice-ense to pass on a little wisdom in the hope that you don't freak out when or if you go through it. Here you go:
1.
Two or 200? You’ve got a lice problem.
2. Peppermint oil is a natural lice repellent. We now have a large bottle of peppermint hair spray ($25) that Sam will spray on before school.
3. The best lice combs are the ones with grooved
tines. That’s what snares the buggers and their eggs.
4. If you like it when people play with your hair, then you may find the hour removal fairly relaxing, almost spa-like.
5. If you have thick long hair like us, expect to pay
about $130-$150 per head. At least that’s the going rate in Florida. I’ve paid
more before and I’ve also paid less.
6.
People who live in mansions get lice too.
7. Re-treats are essential. We are going to tackle this ourselves with our oil and foam products.
8.
Lice can survive 24-48 hours off the scalp but
they are most effective during the first 8 hours off-scalp. If they miss a feeding or two, they get weak and tired.
9. There are lice parties! Yes…when one or two
girls get lice, some parents organize a lice party. (I want to go to one and write about it! That's how comfortable I am around lice!)
10. It is hard to be the girl with lice. Sam did not want to tell her friends about it...again. But of course we did and when she was on the phone, I heard her say how sorry she was to one of her friend's moms, and that is the best one can do. We do not ask for lice nor do we want to pass it on. Not sure who started "it". Not good to blame, but really good to take responsibility when you do know and inform others.
Lice truly is not the worst thing in the world if
you have time and/or money to deal with it.
